I was named Donald.

Seems a simple enough start and its a good place to begin. The name means "world cheif" or something to that effect. For some reason i feel as if the name isn't mine. It reminds me of who i've forced myself to be. Time for a change. Soon I'll leave for parstures fresh and new armed with the knowledge that i am wrong with a staunch ally by my side. I may speak as if i think im in some kind of military or something but that is because im easily influenced and i watch a whole mess of TV. Life it seems has chosen not to pass me by but to instead to tie me up behind its car and drag me along kicking and screaming. Fair enough. Its not what i signed onfor but i geuss it will have to do .
Time to set the scene methinks.
I am an 18 year old geek afraid of fish, change, life and a whole lot else.I am whiny, self centered, malicious, malcontented piss artist.
Things i do like: Sleeping, lists of 3.

2 ton polar bear.
If that doesn't break the ice nothing will.
I need a drink.
Just reading what iv written i get why people only put up with me and not actually care.
There are some things that i find in ma stories (webcomix) that i will find funny and i will share. Dont like it, dont care, dont read. I'll get over it.
so for the first installment the BEER LITANY from Goats.
http://www.goats.com/comix/9905/goats990517.gif

I like Murdoch, Maybe he will be less of an arsehole.
Pax