I'ts been a while.
I've started my second semester exams adn for the most part the revisionI've done has been exactly the stuff I needed to answer correctly. Almost as if the examiners are setting more or less the same papers as last year... hmm. 
At nerd(Collectable Card Game) society we had the annual commity elections and it turns out that I got the most votes for the position of President(being the only one running helps) and so I now have responsability, something I am sorely lacking according to my F&F.
Now onto the important bit: Stating The Obvious! In other words summer is here. There are many things I dislike about summer, the insufferable heat, the blinding sun, the inability to go anywhere without fecking kids being the, the lack of rain...
But these are all made up for in full by one thing. Now don't just assume I'm a perv for this(assume it for other reasons) 'cos everybody thinks it, The combination of skimpy tight clothing on attractive 19-23 year olds. Being at uni rules.
But the exams bring it down again. 2 weeks left, 4 exams, 1 student! who will emerge victorious! Stay tuned.
yes quite.I really need to get myself one of those thar girlfriend things.
Pax
Don
Hehe glad to see I haven't missed the good rants!
Have you ever read "Twilight" by Peter James - if not I just thought I'd tell you that there is a character who is sort od psychic and read his exam paper 3 weeks before going in... I thought it might interest you.
Congratulations on being voted President. I salute you.
Summer. Well, what I don't like is :
how everybody else is having great fun except you
children kicking balls in the park and them ALWAYS hitting me especially when I have treated myself to a big fact ice cream sundae as if to say "Hahaha you WILL be slim"
Couples randomly making out all over the place
When neighbours have a BBQ and set fire to hedges (I could tell you stories but you WOULD get bored)and the fire brigade banning them from BBQing again
And to round it off how everybody else tans but I look like boilted Lobster girl. (I actually called myself that in front of a LOT of people and it stuck, to this day)
However, with Summer brings going to Wales for the beach
Going on holiday with my lovely boyfriend
BBQs
Late night balmy walks with friends
And ... NO STRESS
As for the "looking for a girlfriend" thing goes Summer ALWAYS brings plenty of opportunities and vitamins from the sunshiney weather increases woman's sex drive so there you go ;-)
Good luck on your exams Donald, you really do deserve to do well. You are an amazingly funny, kind and smart guy and you always cheer me up after a gloomy day with a strike of genius irony and, if I'm honest, one of the main reasons I continue to blog :-)
Luck and love
Lib
p.s. Ever read "The Catcher In The Rye"? I'm sure you'd enjoy Holden Caulfield's rants as much as I do :-)